tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10226186.post4051506260426968539..comments2023-10-09T02:06:22.920-07:00Comments on stuff jen says: July 16: All Chuck, all the timeJenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10472829208389593250noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10226186.post-26955506582685716512011-06-27T11:39:39.314-07:002011-06-27T11:39:39.314-07:00When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doe...When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn’t get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.<br><br>Chuck Norris doesn’t actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.<br><br>The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.<br><br>When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in Darahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10266458450735017502noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10226186.post-92085526282854202702008-07-17T11:14:00.000-07:002008-07-17T11:14:00.000-07:00When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doe...When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn’t get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.<BR/><BR/>Chuck Norris doesn’t actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.<BR/><BR/>The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.<BR/><BR/>When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired Kaoshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10266458450735017502noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10226186.post-80154475285193018022008-07-17T09:12:00.000-07:002008-07-17T09:12:00.000-07:00hilarious! my husband and i were on a long drive a...hilarious! my husband and i were on a long drive and we made up our own chuck norris facts for a good two hours. it was an excellent time killer for a car ride.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10226186.post-38502818777414962752008-07-17T06:43:00.000-07:002008-07-17T06:43:00.000-07:00My husband will read me Chuck Norris facts while w...My husband will read me Chuck Norris facts while we both crack up! Too funnySoul Pocketshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02850973780011481487noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10226186.post-90753457176408004562008-07-16T12:04:00.000-07:002008-07-16T12:04:00.000-07:00My favorite Chuckism:"Chuck Norris' tears will cur...My favorite Chuckism:<BR/><BR/>"Chuck Norris' tears will cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried."Dan Kaempffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00802180814612151961noreply@blogger.com