overheard
Jack: “Are Sean and Stephen married?”
Appie (Auntie Kathy): “No way, they don’t like girls.”
Jack: “Coooool.”
Why my sister’s got an awesome life
Her personal trainer is also a part-time probation officer, so when she has a workout scheduled she can say, “Oh, I gotta go meet with my probation officer!”
She gets everything good.
Grandma’s still alive
I didn’t kill her with the bodacious frit-ta-ta at Easter brunch. I totally get a prize for that, don’t I? I can’t say it was pleasant to sit at the table with her this morning, but I only wished I could shoot deadly lasers from my fork three times. That’s waaaay down from the last time Grandma and I were together.
So I’m sorry, Sher, I don’t have any good stories for ya. There are still two days of possibilities though.
Kathy’s shopping list
I sent Kathy to the grocery store this morning because Mom forgot to buy the mushrooms because she doesn’t listen to me when I tell her what I need for the frit-ta-ta even though she says she does. Katie also asked her to get a can of Reddi-Whip for the pancakes. When Kathy got home she said walking around Albertsons with a package of mushrooms and spray cream didn’t get her any weird looks AT ALL.
We said she should have grabbed toilet paper and Monistat—then it woulda been a real party.
I’m sure I’ll have more to share over the next few days.
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Drat. No Grandma stories. I have been sending vibes her way all weekend, just hoping for juicy zingers. Alas.
ReplyDeleteGlad you had a great time with the girls, Jen. And that you're home safe and sound!