You, too, can be an ordained minister. It's free. Go to Universal Life Church Monastery and answer some questions, and that's it. For a fee, you can order press passes, ordination credentials certificates, parking hangers and all sorts of other stuff. I want a collar, but they don't offer them. Maybe I'll check eBay.
Here's how it works:
In existence since 1959, the Universal Life Church Monastery is headquartered in Seattle, and has congregations around the world. The sun never sets on the Universal Life Church. ULC ministers come from all walks of life and spiritual traditions. Our common thread is our adherence to the universal doctrine:
"Do only that which is right."
Since every person has the inherent right and responsibility to determine what is "right", all beliefs and practices which do not interfere with the rights of others are embraced.
Make good choices!
(dead Rev. Falwell, you can KMA)