I was the lucky recipient of some bacon-themed items on my birthday last year; April gave me bacon and eggs bandages, bacon mints, and a bacon air freshener for the car. There’s not much I don’t love about bacon, but I’ll be honest: the bacon air freshener manufacturers didn’t try hard enough. It stinks. It also does not taste like bacon (oh yeah, like you wouldn’t have tried it). The bacon air freshener is best kept in its wrapper and simply laughed at because if the sun hits it, your car will smell less like delicious bacon and more like the hole right below a pig’s adorable curly tail.
