Aug. 26: Mother of the Year

I must be a terrible mother. I make my children light their own cigarettes, unlike Melanie Griffith here. It's nice that she doesn't let her 17-year-old daughter play with fire. Cuz that's dangerous.

Also, I don't dress like a whore. Or an Olsen twin.


1 comment:

  1. Considering that MG was dating Don Johnson when she was, oh, 13 or 14 she probably thinks 17 is spinster territory. Or maybe all of that collagen has impaired her judgement.
    I read today that one of the Olsens is launching her own clothing line, so maybe you can kill two birds with one stone. As long as the sizes go above petite elf.


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