It's Dina's birthday
Time for Alberta bar crawl
First we make eight rules
Cruzroom has tapas
Cocktails are mostly salad
Must be healthy, right?
Jenn K loves her drink
Tastes like Jen M's undies drawer
(Lavender's not food)
Next: Mash Tun Brewpub
Gross restroom, which Dina cleans
Jenn K writes on wall
This bar serves *spit* booze
"Aaron" thinks Jen M is mean
Snarkier than Val?
Gesticulator
Monogamist, dog kicker
Serial killer
Didn't order dip
"Aaron" brings it anyway
Then strips off apron
Theresa leaves us
It bums us out... let's drink more!
Another round! Yay!
First rule is broken:
Jeeves can sit with us and speak
(Being DD sucks)
WHO IS BON JOVI?
Young Ryan just lost his tip
"Aaron" is our fave
Frogs worse than spiders?
Forward girls have such weird fears
Four legs aren't scary!
Next bar: such a dive
We're carded; guy says we're old.
Bye, hipster asshole.
Abandoned shirt seen
Sequins! Let's break Rule Two... Wait.
Hand sanitizer!!
Someone missed the trash
But Tonnie's all OOOH, CUTE SHIRT!
Launder nine times, please
Next: patio bar
Jen M's drink tastes like Thai food
Tonnie lights us up
Steal the Guinness sign
Jenn K wants it! Dina scolds
Bossy anti-thief
Must find clean restroom
Unheard of here, just hold it
Kidney stones for all!
Val plays counselor
Good ideas. We take notes.
Profanity? Lots!
(I think I lost count
Wasn't there another place
Before whiskey bar?)
No! Pubs are closing!
We stumble, scream at locked doors
Just kidding. Too drunk.
Last place is Jeeves' pick
Please tell a pontoon story!
Jenn screams; Dina drowns
Head home, Jeeves at wheel
We're music critics, and loud
Jeeves now hates XM
Red roses in car
Silent driver, water, wine
Jeeves is like Jesus
Great night! No one fell!
We're glad Dina got older
Whose birthday is next???
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