It's true. I'm incredibly attractive. Especially since I had my brows waxed and got my hair cut this morning. I even took a picture with my camera phone to prove it. See? See why I just can't even stand myself? It really is truly difficult to be me, to walk around with such gorgeousness.
I stopped at Trader Joe's on the way home and they did NOT have stroopwafels, which angered me greatly. But nobody cares. Including you, I bet.
S'OK. I love you anyway.
--J.
