Mar. 10: Craig won’t do cheese

I don’t know what to think about Craig or the signs he posts throughout his city. I’m a little frightened and a little intrigued. Also sorta hungry, but not for gluten-free pizza.

But c’mon, the guy has a time machine!

Aug. 24: It's chow that's kooky

Well, this is an interesting combo of disgusting and amusing. It's real food, weird food, at KookyChow.

And don't miss this similar site, Luncheon Loaf. It's chock-full of loafy goodness.

Now I'm craving kraut juice, dammit.

—Jen

June 18: You, "tomato." Me, "yuck!"

These are my tomato-hating friends:

• Jim
  
• April
  
• Ed

Apparently, that is all. My husband used to be on that list, but I don't know who he is anymore. A couple weeks ago I caught him eating a sandwich with a big slice of tomato on it. And yesterday he came home with two tomatoes because he "was craving them" while grocery shopping. I shoulda been suspicious when he walked in the door and said, "Jen, honey-Fräulein, I am home."

Um, has anyone seen that guy I married? He looks a lot like the dude that snores next to me all night but he's got a worse German accent. Also, he hates tomatoes.

--Jen
P.S. I only hates me the fresh ones.