Feb. 27: All about Val

You think you know my friend Val, right? I thought I did too, but here’s proof that Google knows her better than anyone. When I searched for “Val ____” I discovered all sorts of things I never knew about the girl. Check this out:

valfukaiVal says…

  • …she never looks
  • …she hates the first 20 minutes
  • …the end is near
  • ...“it's an amazing tool”
  • …“I don't like the huge boobs”

Val thinks…

  • …she can hurt me. Seriously!
  • …it’s lame to complain
  • …you really need to see this
  • …dad is a turkey

Val wants…

  • …to rock!!!
  • …to be governor of New Mexico
  • …to use the school bus as a shelter
  • …to give you ten bucks
  • …to adopt you, sweetie
  • …to keep tonight’s dinner in the fridge
  • …boobies

Val has…

  • …indigestion
  • …a nice ass
  • …been giving private and public concerts around Spokane
  • …three grandchildren
  • …kinks
  • …a daughter named Mercedes
  • …become a Thai dancer
  • …fallen

Val is…

  • …the coolest
  • …back from Norway!
  • …not cheesy
  • …rolling in riches
  • …watching you cry
  • …a three-year-old

Val pretends…

  • …to be John Quincy Adams
  • …not to notice
  • …to be drunk
  • …to be French Canadian and wears Speedos
  • …to hate the cat

Val went…

  • …to Italy to stay with her son Paul’s lover Enzo
  • …for a walk and forgot where she was
  • …to circus camp and can juggle flaming torches!
  • …in and told them that I was freaking out
  • …on tour with Bobby Brown in 1988
  • …to work for Tupperware
  • …a little nuts this weekend

Val loves…

  • …Wookies
  • …you! Unless you’re Sarah Palin, then no.
  • …to hang out with her dad
  • …tax law
  • …Vic and vice versa
  • …the way of life in Asia
  • …animals so much she can't bring herself to eat them

Val tried…

  • …to actually wrestle
  • …to poison Georgia
  • …not to stare, but she couldn't help it
  • …to turn her head--and suddenly a pain, worse than she’d even felt in her brief life, seared through her anus (pretty sure this one is my favorite!)
  • …for the Money Shot
  • …to shout, “You’re so stupid!” but was laughing too hard

Here’s the one I did for Sunshine a while back. My friends are just so full of surprises! Rolling on the floor laughing

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