Jan. 14: What Vic needs

Here's a fun game. Google "[your name] needs" and see what you find. According to the Interweb, Vic needs about 507 things, including:
  • ...a chocolate fix, but he's too lazy to walk out of the house to buy some
  • ...high hopes (high apple pie in the sky hopes?)
  • ...constant maintenance (so I'm not the only that thinks so?)
  • ...some coffee just to calm him down a little bit (yeah, he talks waaaay too much)
  • ...to be able to add (hm, and I thought Asians were good at math)
  • ...to be prepared to answer to the presidents
  • ...his Sacred Stars of the Milky Way lodge regalia for a special meeting (one o' those Stonecutters things, I guess)
  • ...a trip into the Scottish highlands
  • ...more love (what a whiner)
  • ...a face lift
  • ...a hug (altogether now: "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh...")
  • ...fixing (nah, he had that taken care of four years ago)
  • ...a hammer (so he can hammer in the morning, hammer in the evening, all over this land...)
  • ...help all the time
  • ...to spring for a dictionary and look up the meaning of "irony" (although I don't recommend it if it will in any way make me look bad)
  • ...to stay exactly the way he has been for the past five seasons (that's what I tell him but I think he knows the truth)
  • ...a kitchen assistant and a weekend waitress (yeah, I pretty much hate working in the kitchen)
  • ...to kill Shane for there to be completion (okaaaay...)
  • ...this CD (Justin Timberlake's FutureSex/LoveSounds??? I KNEW it!)
  • ...little introduction
  • ...a skunk and a hedgehog (Just two of the critters Katie and Jack have recently asked for)
  • ...a bath
  • ...more competition and panda loving these days (Sure.)
  • ...Barbie and Barbie needs Vic (So I've heard him screaming in his sleep)
  • ...aspirin but Norris says lavender oil on the temples is the thing!
  • ...to kill monsters to be an effective monster
  • ...to speak to you in the next six weeks
  • ...to do as he is suggested (duh)
  • ...$50,000 to pay a private investigator looking for his missing wife (wuh-huh???)

Heh heh. That was fun.


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