Jan. 17: A peek at my incompetencies

I am not very good at these things:

  • serving a volleyball
  • playing chess
  • making Thanksgiving dinner
  • not singing along
  • throwing away magazines
  • saying "no"
  • sitting through an episode of "The Doodlebops"
  • hiding disgust
  • driving in snow
  • lying
  • listening to George W. Bush speak without doing that Kramer/Mary Hart thing
  • drawing recognizable objects on paper tablecloths in restaurants (instead I write naughty things and draw arrows toward my tablemates)
  • solving world hunger
  • getting the bottle of grenadine syrup open
  • keeping track of who's who in Vic's extended family
  • recycling
  • being tolerant of intolerance
  • dieting
  • choosing good coffee drinks anywhere other than Starbucks
  • oil painting
  • replying to e-mails in a timely manner
  • having my picture taken
  • caring one bit about football

1 comment:

  1. o.k. I get everything but the last one...What's wrong with you???? :) And I do the Kramer/Mary Hart thing too whenever I hear that twang. xoxo


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