Jan. 17: A woman of many talents

Some things I can do efficiently:


  • spell
  • make lists
  • sort dirty clothes
  • travel
  • give stupid drivers the stink-eye
  • TiVo
  • boss people
  • break bones in my feet
  • shop online
  • make better choices off a menu than Vic
  • worry endlessly
  • program my cell phone
  • burn microwave popcorn every time
  • develop migraines
  • nap
  • fall down stairs (with very little encouragement!)
  • remember meaningless numerical sequences

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