From last night’s Late Show with David Letterman:
Top Ten Surprising Facts About Barack Obama
- My first act as president will be to stop the fighting between Lauren and Heidi on “The Hills”
- In the Illinois primary, I accidentally voted for Kucinich
- When I tell my kids to clean their room, I finish with, “I’m Barack Obama and I approved this message”
- Throughout high school, I was consistently voted “Barackiest”
- Earlier today I bowled a 39
- I have canceled all my appearances the day the “Sex and The City” movie opens
- It’s the birth place of Fred Astaire (Sorry, that’s a surprising fun fact about Omaha)
- We are tirelessly working to get the endorsement of Kentucky Derby favorite Colonel John
- This has nothing to do with the Top Ten, but what the heck is up with Paula Abdul?
- I have not slept since October
Top Ten Archives (warning… you’ll waste a good hour or two if you follow this linky goodness)
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