Nov. 28: For your Christmas list...

Thank you to The Lovely Deanna™ for alerting me to the new Larry Craig talking action figure, available at stupid.com. His limbs are bendable, so you can give him a "wide stance." Press a button and he says, "I am not gay. I never have been gay." Whew, glad we got that cleared up. Seriously, don't you need to mention this in your letter to Santa this year?

I also ♥ the Ann Coulter doll, 'specially the idea of her making out with the Albert Einstein action figure (as if someone as smart as that guy would go for an a-hole like her). Unfortunately, she speaks. Why doesn't the doll come with a lighter and set of sharp objects? It is supposed to be a voodoo doll, isn't it?

Oct. 4: Who's stupid?

I hate talking or even thinking about Ann Coulter because she makes me so angry, but I just have to share this. Here's what that shrew has to say about women in a recent interview with the New York Observer:

If we took away women's right to vote, we'd never have to worry about another Democrat president. It's kind of a pipe dream, it's a personal fantasy of mine, but I don't think it's going to happen. And it is a good way of making the point that women are voting so stupidly, at least single women.

It also makes the point, it is kind of embarrassing, the Democratic Party ought to be hanging its head in shame, that it has so much difficulty getting men to vote for it. I mean, you do see it’s the party of women and 'We’ll pay for health care and tuition and day care -- and here, what else can we give you, soccer moms?'

What is her deal? Does she really think these things, or just say them for shock value and publicity? Because I don't like her one bit. (I know that's irrelevant but I just can't say it enough).

July 5: This is my Hell

Ha! I love this thing. You put in all the hateful people you can think of, rank them, and your nine levels of Hell are created. Look at mine--Ann Coulter is in the "immersed in excrement" level! Could there BE anything more fun? :)

Follow the link at the bottom to create your own Hell, and be sure to share it with me!

--Jen
P.S. I know, it's kinda hard to read with such dark text/background. Sorry. I tried to change it but it was way too much work and not worth it.

bad spellers, The Doodlebops
Circle I Limbo

people who leave their rusty car parts in my yard
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

people that just don't get it
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

that guy that shushed me in church once
Circle IV Rolling Weights

bad drivers, celebrity big-mouth Scientologists
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

General asshats, mean people
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

the truly evil so-called "Christians"
Circle VII Burning Sands

Ann Coulter, that evil beeyotch
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

and of course, George W. Bush
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

What's your hell like?

Updated 10:30 a.m.
Lori sent her results but apparently they can't be posted in comments. Here is her hell:

People who complain but won't vote
Circle I Limbo

Anyone who orders more than 3 drinks in the Starbuck's drive-thru
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

"Kids" who think Acuras can be race cars
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

People who drive SUV's
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Blind Patriots
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Dick Cheney
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Karl Rove
Circle VII Burning Sands

George Bush
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Ann Coulter
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

Love it, Lori! Thanks for playing! --J.

Updated 7/6/07 at 8:50 a.m.
I got this anonymously. Hm, I have no idea whose hell it might be...

Anyone who abandons their kids in an orphanage
Circle I Limbo

Vampires
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Kathie Lee Gifford, Rosie O'Donnell
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Colonel-Selects from Peterson AFB who leave their families
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Gangsta Rappers
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Step-parents
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Anyone with the last name BRIGGMAN
Circle VII Burning Sands

Judgmental SDA's
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Kansas A**holes
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

Mar. 9: I just calls 'em as I sees 'em

Riddle me this: If Ann Coulter was 50 pounds heavier and had short brown hair, would anyone pay attention to her?

Seems lately she's been taking cues from the Pat Robertson school of media whoring, just in case. For example, she calls global warming "a crock" and vehemently defends Scooter Libby, somehow ultimately blaming liberals for his big mouth. Give her some time and she'll come up with a viable excuse for Newt Gingrich's newly-revealed extra-marital affair during the Clinton probe. But y'know, whatever. She can justify all things conservative, she can say whatever will make headlines, she can flip her hair around like a beauty queen, who cares. It's the brazen, irrational allegations and unprovoked attacks that take away her credibility; they make her a lot less of a political analyst (or whatever it is she considers herself) and a lot more of a loony. See one of the most recent examples of her balls here.

Note: I am certainly no fan of Tucker Carlson, but I mostly agree with what he says in this case. And normally I would never recommend watching anything remotely having to do with Pat Buchanan, but he can barely get a word in between the other two yammer-ers, so it's harmless.

My goodness, after reading a few blog entries on her web site, I feel dirty. Like I've just been enjoying Mein Kampf. Ick. And no, I'm not including the link to her blog because if you're stupid enough not to find it on your own, you're probably stupid enough to say, "Golly, she makes a good point!" Proving just how hateful and ignorant she is, Ann Coulter fights back à la Donald Trump (Rosie O'Donnell says Trump is a poor "moral compass," and he comes back with, "well, she's a fat pig." Huh?). Instead of trying to defend or explain her accusations and assertions, Coulter claims to be misquoted or says things like, "I'm so ashamed, I can't stop laughing!" (her actual response to the John Edwards thing).

"Beyond bee-yotch" is overused in describing this woman's character. I much prefer "narcissistic, attention-craving, uninformed a-hole." A little more wordy, but I like it. It fits.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: (some) people make me hate them.

But you? Ah. You, I love.

--J.