Thank you to The Lovely Deanna™ for alerting me to the new Larry Craig talking action figure, available at stupid.com. His limbs are bendable, so you can give him a "wide stance." Press a button and he says, "I am not gay. I never have been gay." Whew, glad we got that cleared up. Seriously, don't you need to mention this in your letter to Santa this year?
I also ♥ the Ann Coulter doll, 'specially the idea of her making out with the Albert Einstein action figure (as if someone as smart as that guy would go for an a-hole like her). Unfortunately, she speaks. Why doesn't the doll come with a lighter and set of sharp objects? It is supposed to be a voodoo doll, isn't it?
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