Apr. 18: Ouch, my teeth!

I was Googling for a good family quote to go with a portrait I’m framing. This one won’t work for the portrait, but it’s worth sharing with you smart folk.

“Okay, conservatives have changed my mind. Allowing gay marriage, I have been persuaded, will destroy the family, weaken Western civilization, turn America into Sodom and Gomorrah, increase the trade deficit with Japan, endanger the family farm and promote tooth decay. The impeccable logic of conservative opponents is simply too powerful to deny.”
—Stephen Chapman, Chicago Tribune columnist

Back to my search.

2 comments:

  1. Why do you think I had all my teeth pulled out? :)

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  2. Why do you think I had all my teeth pulled out? :)

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