Mar. 21: Party smart

Don't you hate when you go to a party and end up sitting next to someone who is incredibly offensive? Like they make cracks about your old age when you are clearly 30+ years younger than they are ... or they have T.Rex breath ... or they keep drawing attention to themselves with loud "witty" comments ... or they sit by you ...

Don't let it happen again! A wise man I know once said, "Sometimes you have to take some time at the beginning of the party just finding out who the dicks are."

Even though he ended the sentence with a preposition, he is still very wise. Really. That's what he reminds me when he sits next to me at parties, anyway.

I'm here to help. --J.

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