It’s Friday, and on most Fridays that would mean you get a post called I Don’t Care Enough About You to Write in Transitioning Paragraphs Friday. But I got nothin’, folks. Nothin’ to say, or certainly nothin’ about which you want to read. So today I’m going to share some of my favorite Twitters with you.
Now, if you check in here regularly, you read these in the left sidebar over yonder, but there’s a chance you’ve missed some. That is something that cannot be tolerated. These are clever, funny people. You need to see examples of their brilliance. Click their names to see their Twitter feeds and follow them for yourselves, if you choose. The awesomeness is beyond your imagination, I can assure you. Okay, not really. But these Twitters are definitely chuckle-worthy. I’ve dedicated some to my friends who I know will appreciate them most.
This (and all the Glenn Beck ones, really) are for Mike Devitt and other fellow Beck-despising friends:
Applies to Popsicle sticks too:
This isn’t for anyone specific, but I just gotta say that “yam bag” is my new favorite term for scrotum.
Oh, lord. Did I really just write “scrotum” on my blog? Let’s move along:
Ed, try being in a grade school during an earthquake drill, when everything is sized for 8-year-olds. That day was one of my most painful as a classroom volunteer.
Sherilee and my other foodie friends:
Val, if this were their only problem, right?
I would totally buy this:
Sorry, Erin, but I’ve heard this is true:
For you, Fancy Lori™:
Just plain funny:
Kath, Cassie, et. al.:
Dan, again. Sher and Corinne, too:
Jen E and Sally, my fellow Scarry fans:
Enjoy your weekend, friends.