Oh my Bob, this is huge. HUGE.
The Adventist hospital in Portland now sells Mountain Dew in its cafeteria. Mountain Dew! And coffee, too—the real stuff. I predict if they continue this trend, the next new menu item will be Coors Light (Light because it’s healthier and you know those wacky Adventists are all about health).
I saw four horsemen hitching up outside the E.R. this afternoon, but I don’t know if one has to do with the other. Thoughts?
OK, I want a "guilt refund" for all the years I was sneaking caffeine. I think before we see the brewskis flowing in SDA cafeteria, it will be Red Bull, RockStar (ooop, scratch that...rock music reference), Monster, etc.
ReplyDeleteHey Dan, I just had a memory of you and me and Paula riding MAX from Gateway to downtown every morning... summer of 89? Paula and I lived in the nurses' dorm which is right next to the hospital that now sells evil beverages (see, it totally makes sense that would trigger this memory!). You did the best imitation of the conductor. I was easily impressed back then, obviously.
ReplyDeleteWowzers, you were really cleaning out the memory banks for that one! Obviously, I was well-prepared for a career in transportation long before I was aware of my innate skills.
ReplyDeleteOK, I want a "guilt refund" for all the years I was sneaking caffeine. I think before we see the brewskis flowing in SDA cafeteria, it will be Red Bull, RockStar (ooop, scratch that...rock music reference), Monster, etc.
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