Meme stolen from Chris.
What is in the back of your car?
Trunk is empty except for the dead bodies. Back seat has Jack’s booster seat and an umbrella
Name one person that made you smile today.
That boy I made—he’s a funny kid
What were you doing at 8 am this morning?
What were you doing 45 minutes ago?
Taking Jack to school
What is your favorite candy bar?
Probably Milky Way or Butterfinger
Have you ever been to a strip club?
What is the last thing you said aloud?
Probably something profane
What is the best ice cream flavor?
What was the last thing you had to drink?
What are you wearing right now?
Like always, I’m totally nude and at risk for a painful burn with my laptop on my… uh… lap
What was the last thing you ate?
Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
When was the last time you ran?
Me? Run? Do you even know me?
The last sporting event you watched?
Baseball game on FSN
What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?
Who is the last person you sent a comment/message to on MySpace?
Rarely get on MySpace
Do you take vitamins daily?
Do you go to church every Sunday?
Do you have a tan?
Maybe compared to Michael Jackson; otherwise, no
Do you like Chinese food over pizza?
Depends where the Chinese food came from. I’m a bit of a Chinese food snob.
Do you drink your soda with a straw?
What did your last text message say?
Are you someone’s best friend?
I hope so
What are you doing tomorrow?
I have to work and run errands
Look to your left, what do you see?
My vitamins and pencil cup
What color is your watch?
What do you think of when you think of Australia?
Do you use Chapstick?
Nope, Carmex is my lip balm of choice
What is your birthstone?
What is your favorite number?
I don’t have one
Do you have a dog?
Two, a Beagle and a rat terrier
Last person you talked to on the phone?
Have you met anyone famous?
Most recently met Armistead Maupin for the second time
Any plans today?
Taking Katie to piano lessons, then both kids to Grandpa & Grandma’s for the night. Yay!
How many states have you lived in?
One, unless you count college—then two
Ever go to college?
Yes, and I even graduated eventually
Do you dye your hair?
The fact that I have to is just more proof there is no God—grey on me is incredibly unattractive
Biggest annoyance in your life right now?
Last song listened to?
Music from Ratatouille
Can you say the alphabet backwards?
If you give me a lot of time
Do you have a maid service clean your house?
No, but I promise you my next husband will let me have a maid
Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
Are you jealous of anyone?
Is anyone jealous of you?
Lord, I don’t see why they would be
Do you love anyone?
Do any of your friends have children?
Do you eat healthy?
Yes, if the four food groups are Whipped, Congealed, Empty Calories, and Chocotastic
What do you usually do during the day?
Work, blog, let the dogs in and out and in again (repeat)
Do you hate anyone that you know right now?
No one that matters (how’s that for an answer?)
Do you use the word ‘hello’ daily?
Of course—I’m not a cavewoman
What color is your car?
Do you like cats?
Have you ever been to Six Flags?
Magic Mountain is a Six Flags park, right? Then yes.
How did you get your worst scar?
I fell off something a few inches off the ground when I was two years old and got a scar near my left eye that looks like a dimple when I smile. I guess my C-section scars are worse but people don’t comment on them because I often wear underpants.
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