Next time you don’t feel like going to work, here’s a good excuse to try: “I can’t come in today because I was attacked by a bear on my front porch last night.”
One of the women I work with at the hospital used that one today. If it wasn’t a 
real excuse, at least she followed through with it to the end; she got Fish & Wildlife involved, and a bunch of the local media came out to interview her. (Warning: a lot of thigh follows)
KATU news video
I don’t know… those bear claw marks look awfully real to me. I think she might be telling the truth. And my feeling is that if someone puts a picture of your leg all over the Internet, you’ve earned sympathy right there.
Best wishes, Dora Sue, for a recuperation that doesn’t involve any bears seeking revenge on the big mouth who tattled on their buddy.
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