Here's what I like to imagine I really look like (in South Park form). I'm raunchy but still a teensy bit attractive, at least attractive enough for the cover of a Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition. Also, I have perfectly applied lipstick because that's very important.
Alas, here's what I actually see when I look in the mirror though. Way too prim and proper. (I had that rep in college, but I'm not going to venture a guess as to why.) And nowadays I'm mostly just grouchy, chubby and pale with bad skin and brows that are way overdue for a waxing. Sad, hm? 
And then there's Vic. What a saint. Thinks he's so perfect. Whatever.
You, too, can create South Park characters. Here are a few sites to try:
Have fun.
--J.
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