My Yahoo! News page today has an article about Bangkok police officers having to wear Hello Kitty armbands if they break rules. This just seems like the most useless punishment. I mean, if people who are supposed to uphold the law break it themselves, shouldn't they should get, say, the electric chair? They could put a picture of Hello Kitty on the back of the chair. Or maybe they could let the offender hold a plush Hello Kitty while he's being fried. Or maybe the guy who pulls the switch could wear a Hello Kitty mask.
OK, maybe it's a little harsh, but it's way funnier than Hello Kitty armbands. Hello Kitty is girly and dumb. 'Cept in this picture. Also, everyone knows that capital punishment is a huge deterrent to crime.
Why doesn't anyone put ME in charge of these things? I have the super-est ideas.