Sep. 30: Emboldened truths

This meme is unabashedly ripped off from mommablogsalot. The phrases that are in bold are true for me...

Appearance:

  • I am 5′4 or shorter.
  • I think I’m ugly.
  • I have many scars.
  • I tan easily.
  • I wish my hair was a different color.
  • I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
  • I have a tattoo.
  • I am self-conscious about my appearance.
  • I have/I’ve had braces.
  • I wear glasses.
  • I’d get/have gotten plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free, scar-free. (It’s mostly just a cost issue for me because I would LOVE to have jugs)
  • I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger. (Someone actually grabbed my arm once and said, “You have no pores!” I was 15 or so—is that so rare at that age?)
  • I have had more than 2 piercings. (Two in each ear makes four, right?)
  • I have had piercings in places besides my ears.
  • I have freckles.

Family/Home Life:

  • I’ve sworn at my parents. (I’ve sworn in front of my parents, which is just as daring)
  • I’ve run away from home.
  • I’ve been kicked out of the house.
  • My biological parents are together.
  • I have a sibling less than one year old.
  • I want to have kids someday.
  • I have children.
  • I’ve lost a child.

Embarrassment:

  • I’ve slipped out a “LOL” in a spoken conversation. (Anyone who does this should meet my fist... sorry, Jen E)
  • Disney movies still make me cry.
  • I’ve snorted while laughing.
  • I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried. (I highly recommend it)
  • I’ve glued my hand to something.
  • I’ve laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
  • I’ve had my trousers rip in public. (Fortunately it wasn’t a rip in the crotchal region)

Health:

  • I was born with a disease/impairment.
  • I’ve had stitches.
  • I’ve broken a bone.
  • I’ve had my tonsils removed.
  • I’ve sat in a doctor’s office with a friend.
  • I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed.
  • I’ve had serious surgery.
  • I’ve had chicken pox.

Traveling:

  • I’ve driven over 200 miles in one day. (I do it frequently)
  • I’ve been on a plane.
  • I’ve been to Canada.
  • I’ve been to Niagara Falls.
  • I’ve been to Japan.
  • I’ve been to Europe.
  • I’ve been to Africa.

Experiences:

  • I’ve been lost in my city.
  • I’ve seen a shooting star.
  • I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas.
  • I’ve pushed all the buttons in a lift.
  • I’ve been to a casino.
  • I’ve been skydiving.
  • I’ve gone skinny dipping.
  • I’ve played spin the bottle.
  • I’ve crashed a car.
  • I’ve been skiing.
  • I’ve been in a play.
  • I’ve met someone in person from the Internet.
  • I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.
  • I’ve seen the Northern Lights.
  • I’ve sat on a roof top at night.
  • I’ve played chicken.
  • I’ve seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
  • I’ve eaten sushi.
  • I’ve been snowboarding.

Relationships:

  • I’m single.
  • I’m in a relationship.
  • I’m available.
  • I’m engaged.
  • I’m married.
  • I’ve gone on a blind date.
  • I’ve been the dumpee more than the dumper.
  • I have a fear of abandonment.
  • I’ve been divorced.
  • I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back.
  • I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
  • I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.
  • I’ve kept something from a past relationship.

Random:

  • I can sing well. (I used to be able to; don’t know what happened)
  • I’ve stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant. (Straws, eating utensils, condiments, yes—but not a tray. Stealing a tray from the caf for sledding doesn’t count, right? Because I totally returned it the next day.)
  • I open up to others too easily.
  • I watch the news.
  • I don’t kill bugs.
  • I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for sake of being able to rhyme.
  • I swear regularly.
  • I am a morning person.
  • I paid for my mobile phone ring tone.
  • I’m a snob about grammar.
  • I am a sports fanatic.
  • I play with my hair.
  • I have/had “x”s in my screen name.
  • I love being neat. (I’m not neat, but I love the idea of neatness)
  • I love Spam.
  • I’ve copied more than 30 CD’s in a day.
  • I don’t know how to shoot a gun. (...and I’m OK with that)
  • I am in love with love.
  • I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS. (one of my pet peeves)
  • I laugh at my own jokes. (usually when no one else does... pathetic)
  • I eat fast food weekly.
  • I believe in ghosts.
  • I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
  • I can’t sleep if there is a spider in the room.
  • I am really ticklish.
  • I love white chocolate.
  • I bite my nails. (I don’t bite my fingernails, but I do bite the skin around them. I know, yuck, right?)
  • I play video games.
  • I’m good at remembering faces.
  • I’m good at remembering names.
  • I’m good at remembering dates.
  • I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.

Copy and paste this into a comment or your own blog and answer for yourself! Make sure you delete all my inane comments.

1 comment:

  1. To be fair I've never said LOL out loud in seriousness - it's more of an inside joke between a few friends and myself... please don't punch me ::ducks::

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