May 6: Should he or shouldn't he?

If your only comment here in months is solely to make fun of my cinematic ignorance (which I had openly admitted), you shall pay. And so, to prove this point, Martin is the latest Google victim. Here's what I found out when I Googled a Martin-related phrase.

Martin should...

• stick to hot Latin numbers
  
• remind China's leaders as forcefully as he can that human rights matter
  
• meet with the Dalai Lama
  
• watch a little less CNN
  
• be a decent fantasy
  
• go to Washington
  
• have the genetic treatment
  
• be an exception because he was a nice kid
  
• have never married Gina
  
• apologize
  
• have definitely had a Greatest Hits by now
  
• be retested in a month or two
  
• have invited us
  
• not have shot Fred
  
• be impeached
  
• always be about the proportions
  
• have said, "Call me James or Jim"
  
• not be surprised by the lopsided support
  
• be the next Pope
  
• know
  
• serve a minimum of 35 years before being considered for parole
  
• get with sandy and ruthie should get with the lad she met at the weddin they r so cute 2geva
  
• buy three Magnums and throw one away
  
• voiceover an ad
  
• call, when he comes back to his senses
  
• not be afraid
  
• be taken out of his "bubble"
  
• work on the inability to hide his bias
  
• take a side trip to Scotland
  
• have done what all my previous publicists did
  
• be able to help you identify what to clean
  
• be considered dangerous
  
• have anthologized stories about breakfast cereal characters
  
• be considered infectious
  
• be very happy he has friends on the force
  
• be spanked
  
• have won a couple of Oscars
  
• be easy to fix
  
• be in the Hall of Fame
  
• have the strawberry

There. I feel better. Have a great week!

--Jen