May 27: Hair-etic

OK, so you're going along in a marriage that's just a little over ten years old, minding your own business (most the time) and trying not to boss your husband too much... things are going along just dandy until one day the guy comes home with a haircut that makes a weed-whacked bowling ball look attractive. Why? Why would he do that to you?

Because he hates you, that's why.

He thinks he's very funny. But he is not funny at all. Can he not tell that by your expression? And you're just wondering if, over the next few weeks, there are any places you'll need to be seen with him where he is NOT able to wear a baseball cap...