May 10: Join my book club

This list is an oldie but goodie. It's also not too PC, for which I apologize. Sorta.

World’s Shortest Books

• A Happy Home Life and Marriage
  by Woody Allen
  
• A Journey Through the Mind of Paris Hilton
  
• American Foreign Policy Successes
  
• Anagrams Of The Word “A”
  
• Banjo Sonatas
  
• Blind Dates That Worked Out
  
• Bowler’s Guide to Health & Fitness
  
• Burger King Menu Items That Start With “Mc”
  
• Canadian Pineapple Growing
  
• Career Opportunities for Liberal Arts Majors
  
• Cooking Gourmet Dishes With Tofu
  
• Detroit - A Travel Guide
  
• Different Ways To Spell “Bob”
  
• Easy UNIX
  
• English Culinary Delights
  
• Fodor’s Guide to Skiing the Sahara
  
• French Hospitality
  
• Funny Puns
  
• George Foreman’s Big Book of Baby Names
  
• George W. Bush’s Guide to Promoting World Peace
  
• Guide to Proper Nutrition
  by Gandhi
  
• Household Uses For Plutonium
  
• How To Be A Successful Politician
  by Jesse Jackson
  
• How to Succeed in Baseball without Steroids
  by Barry Bonds
  
• Ice Recipes
  
• Madonna’s Crusade for Family Values
  
• Marcel Marceau’s Greatest Speeches
  
• Moderation
  by Donald Trump
  
• Mother Teresa’s Guide To Erotic Pottery
  
• My Beauty Secrets
  by Janet Reno
  
• My Favorite Barbers
  by Yasser Arafat
  
• National Directory Of Irish AA Members
  
• On Human Rights
  by Fidel Castro
  
• Our Favorite Disco Songs
  by Led Zeppelin
  
• Romantic Words Beginning With “X”
  
• Sainthood in Government
  
• Sylvester Stallone’s Dramatic Acting Tips
  
• The ABC’s of Gum Chewing
  
• The American Medical Association’s Guide to Proper Penmanship
  
• The Amish Phone Directory
  
• The Appeal of Alan Thicke
  
• The Book of Virtues
  by Bill Clinton
  
• The Carrot Top Fan Club Directory
  
• The Difference Between Reality and Dilbert
  
• The Total Vocabulary of Arnold Schwarzenegger
  
• The Who’s Who of Great Republican Humanitarians
  
• The Wit and Wisdom of Fundamentalist Islamic Extremists
  
• Thoughts I Came Up with On My Own
  by Ann Coulter
  
• Things I Cannot Afford
  by Bill Gates
  
• Things That Look Like An Apple, Taste Like An Apple, But Are Not An Apple
  
• Things You Can Buy At The World Artichoke Festival
  
• Tolerance
  by Jerry Falwell
  
• Vice Presidents With Really Good Ideas
  
• Zagat’s Guide to Cities without Starbucks