May 3: Jen don't know movies

Alright. Time to document exactly what a loser I am, cinematically speaking. Here's AFI's Top 100 Films of All Time list. Most of these movies were made before I was even born, so that's my excuse for not seeing so many of them.

I noticed none of the Austin Powers movies show up here... hm...

  1. “Citizen Kane” (1941)
    Never saw it.
  2. “Casablanca” (1942)
    Only saw the parts that are always on clip shows
  3. “The Godfather” (1972)
    Meh. It was good even though I hate these kinds of movies.
  4. “Gone With the Wind” (1939)
    Overrated. Carol Burnett was a much better Scarlett.
  5. “Lawrence of Arabia” (1962)
    Never saw it
  6. “The Wizard of Oz” (1939)
    I know I saw this as a kid but I don’t remember it at all. I saw it as an adult when it was re-released in the late 90’s. Lamest special effects EVER. Plus, since seeing “Wicked,” I hate the way the green witch is portrayed.
  7. “The Graduate” (1967)
    I've only seen parts
  8. “On the Waterfront” (1954)
    Never saw it
  9. “Schindler's List” (1993)
    Never saw it, but I know it was totally inappropriate for Jerry and his girlfriend to make out while watching it.
  10. “Singin' in the Rain” (1952)
    Love it
  11. “It's a Wonderful Life” (1946)
    Nice holiday classic
  12. “Sunset Boulevard” (1950)
    Never saw it
  13. “The Bridge on the River Kwai” (1957)
    Isn’t the music of greyhound races from this movie? Never saw it.
  14. “Some Like It Hot” (1959)
    Guys in drag? Who wouldn’t love a movie with guys in drag??? Never seen it start to finish, but it's a fun flick.
  15. “Star Wars” (1977)
    Effects were way more impressive 30 years ago than when it was re-released more recently.
  16. “All About Eve” (1950)
    Never saw it.
  17. “The African Queen” (1951)
    Haven’t seen it, but I’ve been on the Jungle Cruise ride at Disneyland. Does that count?
  18. “Psycho” (1960)
    Creepy! But now that we know all the secrets (blood was actually chocolate sauce, etc.) it's more funny than anything else.
  19. “Chinatown” (1974)
    Never saw it
  20. “One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest” (1975)
    Haven’t ever seen the whole thing, but I will someday
  21. “The Grapes of Wrath” (1940)
    Never saw it
  22. “2001: A Space Odyssey” (1968)
    Never saw it
  23. “The Maltese Falcon” (1941)
    Never saw it
  24. “Raging Bull” (1980)
    Never saw it
  25. “E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial” (1982)
    Way overrated but a lot less scary than I expected at 14
  26. “Dr. Strangelove” (1964)
    Never saw it
  27. “Bonnie and Clyde” (1967)
    Never saw it
  28. “Apocalypse Now” (1979)
    Never saw it
  29. “Mr. Smith Goes to Washington” (1939)
    I’ve only seen the parodies of this one (sad, hm?)
  30. “The Treasure of the Sierra Madre” (1948)
    Never saw it
  31. “Annie Hall” (1977)
    Never saw it
  32. “The Godfather, Part II” (1974)
    I remember not one thing about this, but I know I've seen it. Don't care for mafia movies unless Leslie Nielsen is in them.
  33. “High Noon” (1952)
    Never saw it. But I have seen “Shanghai Noon” ...
  34. “To Kill a Mockingbird” (1962)
    My favorite book ever; the movie was a lot better than I expected.
  35. “It Happened One Night” (1934)
    Never saw it
  36. “Midnight Cowboy” (1969)
    Never saw it
  37. “The Best Years of Our Lives” (1946)
    Never saw it, haven't even heard of it
  38. “Double Indemnity” (1944)
    Never saw it
  39. “Doctor Zhivago” (1965)
    Never saw it
  40. “North by Northwest” (1959)
    Never saw it, but hasn't every “Airplane” type movie spoofed it?
  41. “West Side Story” (1961)
    Love the music
  42. “Rear Window” (1954)
    Never saw it
  43. “King Kong” (1933)
    I’ve seen more realistic Claymation. Sorry, these old-timey special effects are just soooo bad. I think people make a big deal out of this movie because they think they should, not because they really think it's that great.
  44. “The Birth of a Nation” (1915)
    Never saw it
  45. “A Streetcar Named Desire” (1951)
    Never saw it, but I loved when they did “Oh, Streetcar!” on The Simpsons
  46. “A Clockwork Orange” (1971)
    Never saw it
  47. “Taxi Driver” (1976)
    Never saw it
  48. “Jaws” (1975)
    Awesome, totally suspenseful and scary. My sister wouldn’t take baths for years after seeing this.
  49. “Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs” (1937)
    If you can get past Snow White’s voice, it’s good. Too scary for kids.
  50. “Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid” (1969)
    Never saw it
  51. “The Philadelphia Story” (1940)
    Never saw it
  52. “From Here to Eternity” (1953)
    Liked it
  53. “Amadeus” (1984)
    Never saw it
  54. “All Quiet on the Western Front” (1930)
    Never saw it
  55. “The Sound of Music” (1965)
    Um, best musical EVER??? Totally!
  56. “MASH” (1970)
    Funny. I saw it long after the TV show, and it was so much more risque, it was shocking.
  57. “The Third Man” (1949)
    Never saw it, haven't even heard of it
  58. “Fantasia” (1940)
    Longest music video ever.
  59. “Rebel Without a Cause” (1955)
    Never saw it
  60. “Raiders of the Lost Ark” (1981)
    Great action film
  61. “Vertigo” (1958)
    Never saw it
  62. “Tootsie” (1982)
    Great
  63. “Stagecoach” (1939)
    Never saw it
  64. “Close Encounters of the Third Kind” (1977)
    Don’t remember seeing it
  65. “The Silence of the Lambs” (1991)
    Gave me nightmares for months. Creepy but really, really well done.
  66. “Network” (1976)
    Don’t remember seeing it
  67. “The Manchurian Candidate” (1962)
    Never saw it
  68. “An American in Paris” (1951)
    Never saw it
  69. “Shane” (1953)
    One of Dad’s favorites, but I don’t remember anything about it
  70. “The French Connection” (1973)
    Never saw it
  71. “Forrest Gump” (1994)
    Great
  72. “Ben-Hur” (1959)
    Meh. Adventists use this movie as an excuse to watch TV on Sabbath.
  73. “Wuthering Heights” (1939)
    I’ve seen newer versions of this and hated it. Hated the book too. And who names their major character “Heathcliff”???
  74. “The Gold Rush” (1925)
    Huh?
  75. “Dances With Wolves” (1990)
    Never understood the hype
  76. “City Lights” (1931)
    Never saw it, haven't even heard of it
  77. “American Graffiti” (1973)
    Loved it. Even ate at the diner in San Francisco a few years ago.
  78. “Rocky” (1976)
    I hate Sylvester Stallone and boxing movies, but this was OK, I guess
  79. “The Deer Hunter” (1978)
    Never saw it
  80. “The Wild Bunch” (1969)
    Never saw it, haven't even heard of it
  81. “Modern Times” (1936)
    Never saw it
  82. “Giant” (1956)
    Dad’s all-time fav movie. He sent me on a mission to find it on DVD a few years ago and was thrilled when I finally got it. I never sat down to watch it though.
  83. “Platoon” (1986)
    Never saw it
  84. “Fargo” (1996)
    Hated it the first time I saw it, but have loved it ever since. It took me a while to warm to it, I guess.
  85. “Duck Soup” (1933)
    Never saw it
  86. “Mutiny on the Bounty” (1935)
    Never saw it, but newer versions are interesting
  87. “Frankenstein” (1931)
    Never saw it. Loved “Young Frankenstein”!
  88. “Easy Rider” (1969)
    Never saw it
  89. “Patton” (1970)
    Never saw it
  90. “The Jazz Singer” (1927)
    Never saw it but it was the first “talkie,” right? Dad loved the Neil Diamond version so I've seen that one a million times.
  91. “My Fair Lady” (1964)
    Music is fab-u-lous.
  92. “A Place in the Sun” (1951)
    Never saw it
  93. “The Apartment” (1960)
    One of my favorite old flicks.
  94. “GoodFellas” (1990)
    Meh. This is so not my kind of movie.
  95. “Pulp Fiction” (1994)
    Never saw it
  96. “The Searchers” (1956)
    Never saw it, haven't even heard of it
  97. “Bringing Up Baby” (1938)
    Never saw it
  98. “Unforgiven” (1992)
    Not my favorite genre, but this was good
  99. “Guess Who's Coming to Dinner” (1967)
    Never saw it
  100. “Yankee Doodle Dandy” (1942)
      Never saw it


    3 comments:

    1. So, it looks like from your list of movies - you're actually a middle aged gay man? Good 'on ya! I'm getting you #50 & 99 for Christmas...xoxo

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    2. Obviously, someone skipped out on Film Lit while in college...

      Did anyone else notice that "Dr. T & The Women" didn't make this list?

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    3. In answer to #73, Heath Ledger's Mom, that's who.

      Sincerely,
      Madge Ledger

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