Google Analytics keeps track of a bunch of meaningless info about my blog. The only report I find interesting is the search terms that bring people here. The most common one last month was “Costco photo cards.” Wow. I am incredibly exciting.
A lot of the other searches that brought visits were boring and made sense (people’s names I’ve mentioned, Webkinz, etc.), but there was a batch of them that I really enjoyed. These terms were all singularly used; I don’t know if I find it more amusing that people actually search for some of these things, or that it led them to my blog. Hee hee either way.
- “I wrote a bad paragraph”
- “idiot girls” Portland
- “skirt every day because”
- “someone opens a portal into hell”
- aviator hat for dog
- bonbon stripper
- Jenn Vermont Costco
- Manullang+gay
- Rush Limbaugh, Potion #9
- Zac Efron pantsless
Of the hundreds of visits to my site in the past 30 days, 47.69% were new visitors. The average time all visitors spent reading my painstakingly written blog was 1 minute and 6 seconds, but 78% of the visits lasted just 0-10 seconds. Maybe you can all just bite my big white assal region.
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