Loveliest Lori is making fun of my salad picture, saying it looks like something her cat coughed up. Is that nice? I don’t think that’s nice. She’s also accusing me of all sorts of unfairness over on Facebook. I think there are days when maybe Loveliest Lori should not be allowed to communicate with others, and I think this day might be one of them. She’s mean!
On the other hand, she’s agreed to represent me and Mom when Grandma shows up “dead of natural causes.” So there’s that.
UPDATE 8:05 p.m.
Note to Lori: “Quinoa” is pronounced “keen-wa” or “kin-wa.” It’s nothing like “quinine.”