This gives me one more line for my list of why I don’t like monkeys, specifically chimpanzees. They’re hairy, unpredictable carny freaks and touch their nether regions with less shame than Mickey Rourke.
Huge chimp shot dead after mauling woman in Conn.
Here’s my brilliant suggestion: pets should weigh less than their owners. Considerably less. And pets with thumbs? Well, that’s just bad business.
Monkeys are fine as long as they are cartoonish with diapers and not flinging poo. That's what I think, anyhoo.
ReplyDeleteThe most disturbing part of the monkey mauling saga is that the monkey's owner/handler had to grab a knife from her house to stab the monkey so that it would stop "eating" her friend.
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