If I can't occasionally help y'all with gift suggestions, what good am I? (That's a rhetorical question, BTW.)
Here's the perfect stocking stuffer for this Christmas: the Diamond Flower Mouse. It's a bargain at just $23,250 with free shipping. I know! It's available in white or yellow 18K gold and has 59 diamonds set in a flower shape. I think I'll order two so I have a backup. No piece-o-crap IntelliMice™ for me anymore.
See the whole line of fun mouse designs at MousEnvy.