We have two dogs, Scout and Casey. Scout is very smart and knows a lot of tricks. She occasionally performs them. The things at which she is most talented:
- Sitting
- Staying
- Rolling over
- Barking incessantly at visitors
- Completely ignoring me
- Remembering that Grandma Mary is the treat queen
Casey is not as much of a show-off and has slowly revealed her talents over the two years she's been with us. She can:
- Sit
- Beg
- Roll over
- Bark incessantly at a noise three blocks away
- Act ferocious to dogs six times her size
- Be unnecessarily mean to Scout
- Stick to me like glue
I love our dogs. They can be a pain in the arse sometimes, but they're also great companions for us, and they're really good with the kids. But they cannot speak English, like these dogs can:
And they're not quite as insane (or hilarious) as this one:
And yet, we love them anyway.
—Jen
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