Sep. 29: Three things

Three things that scare me:

1. Spiders
2. Middle-of-the-night phone calls
3. George W. Bush

Three people who make me laugh:

1. Victor
2. Kathy
3. Sally

Three things I love:

1. Butter
2. Those kids I made
3. Watching team mascots fight, ‘specially when one gets his head turned around

Three things I hate:

1. Margarine
2. Scout’s clicking nails on the floors
3. Loud TV

Three things I don’t understand:

1. How anyone can listen to George W. Bush speak without wanting to shove a sharp #2 pencil in their ear
2. How the hell gay marriage makes heterosexual marriage less meaningful
3. Why good things happen to bad people

Three things on my desk:

1. Crumbs
2. A scrapbooking layout
3. The book I promised to send to Lori

Three things I’m doing right now:

1. Enjoying the peace of being the only one awake
2. Drinking coffee
3. Trying to get rid of the migraine I’ve had for three days

Three things I want to do before I die:

1. See my sister become a grandmother
2. Have a housekeeper (Agador Spartacus, please)
3. Lose my pregnancy weight

Three things I can do:

1. Write HTML
2. Detect bad drivers
3. Punctuate (mostly) correctly

Three things I have never done:

1. Mowed the lawn
2. Smoked anything
3. Been to Canada

Three things I will never do:

1. Mow the lawn
2. Drive across the country
3. Get as drunk as I got that one time

Three ways to describe my personality:

1. Friendly-ish
2. Jokey
3. Multiple

Three things I can’t do:

1. Get rid of this friggin’ headache
2. Decide what to make for dinner
3. Stop lovin’ that man