Sep. 29: Three things

Three things that scare me:

  1. Spiders
  2. Middle-of-the-night phone calls
  3. George W. Bush

Three people who make me laugh:

  1. Victor
  2. Kathy
  3. Sally

Three things I love:

  1. Butter
  2. Those kids I made
  3. Watching team mascots fight, ‘specially when one gets his head turned around

Three things I hate:

  1. Margarine
  2. Scout’s clicking nails on the floors
  3. Loud TV

Three things I don’t understand:

  1. How anyone can listen to George W. Bush speak without wanting to shove a sharp #2 pencil in their ear
  2. How the hell gay marriage makes heterosexual marriage less meaningful
  3. Why good things happen to bad people

Three things on my desk:

  1. Crumbs
  2. A scrapbooking layout
  3. The book I promised to send to Lori

Three things I’m doing right now:

  1. Enjoying the peace of being the only one awake
  2. Drinking coffee
  3. Trying to get rid of the migraine I’ve had for three days

Three things I want to do before I die:

  1. See my sister become a grandmother
  2. Have a housekeeper (Agador Spartacus, please)
  3. Lose my pregnancy weight

Three things I can do:

  1. Write HTML
  2. Detect bad drivers
  3. Punctuate (mostly) correctly

Three things I have never done:

  1. Mowed the lawn
  2. Smoked anything
  3. Been to Canada

Three things I will never do:

  1. Mow the lawn
  2. Drive across the country
  3. Get as drunk as I got that one time

Three ways to describe my personality:

  1. Friendly-ish
  2. Jokey
  3. Multiple

Three things I can’t do:

  1. Get rid of this friggin’ headache
  2. Decide what to make for dinner
  3. Stop lovin’ that man

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