Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan™!
Your objective is simple: World Domination
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a town mascot. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, baffled by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did she come from? And why does she look so good in a supervillain costume with gimmicks?
Stage Two
Next, you must obliterate the moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from an amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of the Religious Right hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must demonstrate your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about nightmares for every man, woman and child. Your name shall become synonymous with the Spice Girls, and no man will ever again dare refuse to be your prom date. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.
What′s your evil plan?
Together my dear we shall rule the world with an iron fist. As long as I get my latte first thing...
ReplyDeleteawesome, you know I had to play along:
ReplyDelete"Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a senator. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of united nations. This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of corporate suits hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your arcane ritual, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to worship the ground you walk on. "
awesome, you know I had to play along:
ReplyDelete"Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a senator. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of united nations. This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of corporate suits hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your arcane ritual, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to worship the ground you walk on. "