May 5: Sinkful of mayo

I do not have anything to blog about at this moment, but The Loveliest Lori has already chastised me today for not having new posts up by 7:00 each morning. What ye ask for is what ye get, I always say. Well, not always. But if it’s a post she wants, it’s a post she gets. No matter that I have nothing of great import to share.

Except this: “The Lovely Lori” is going to be “The Loveliest Lori” now, in order to differentiate from “Lori (other)” and the multitude of like-named visitors to Stuff Jen Says. The reason? “Lori (other)” is a perfectly lovely person, and I don’t want to imply otherwise. “The Loveliest Lori” is the loveliest because I’ve known her since I was what—11? 12?—and frankly, I’m kind of scared of her. So, “Lori (other)” and other Lori-types, be assured that you are no less lovely or loved. There.

Other points I’m using to fill my post this morning:

1. I ate two unusual (for me) foods last night; one that I’d never tried before and the other that I’ve hated since I was little. I live to tell the tale.
2. I did not meet Ed for dinner dressed as Liz-Lemon-on-jury-duty, but if I coulda, I woulda.
3. More iPhone app reviews will be up soon. I know, I know. You want me to hurry up with those.
4. My car is not quite the amphibious vehicle some claim it is. McLoughlin Boulevard is a lake when it rains hard here. Apologies to that person walking on the roadside for which I created a dangerous Greg Brady surf; I don’t think the hand gesture he or she gave me meant “hang ten.”
5. I don’t think anyone’s ever actually suggested my car might be amphibious.

More on these and other exciting things later. Gotta get to work.