Meme shameslessly ripped off from Chris, who ripped it off from someone else who probably ripped it off from someone else.
- Are your parents married or divorced? They were divorced.
- Are you a vegetarian? No. Way.
- Do you believe in Heaven? Only for comedy purposes.
- Have you ever come close to dying? Remember the zit from hell in 1986? Oh, how I wish I was kidding.
- What jewelry do you wear 24/7? Engagement ring, wedding ring, two anniversary bands (all on the same finger), tenth anniversary band.
- Favorite time of day? Stealing Chris’ answer: late night after everyone else is asleep and I can just read my book.
- Do you eat the stems of broccoli? My favorite part!
- Do you wear makeup? yes
- Ever have plastic surgery? No, but I definitely would.
- Do you color your hair? yes
- What do you wear to bed? Unders.
- Have you ever done anything illegal? By whose standard?
- Can you roll your tongue? No, and I’m so ashamed.
- Do you tweeze your eyebrows? No, I hate to. I get my brows waxed regularly.
- What kind of sneakers? Not adidas.
- Do you believe in abortions? Do I believe in them as in DO THEY EXIST? Then yes.
- What is your hair color? Brownish-ugly.
- Future child’s name? If I had another child I’d take one of Ed’s favorite kid names: Syllabi or Memoranda.
- Do you snore? Lightly.
- If you could go anywhere in the world where would it be? Right now, Maui; I could use some paradise.
- Do you sleep with stuffed animals? I never intend to but occasionally I wake up with a Webkinz under my ass.
- If you won the lottery, what would you do first? Take my favorite people on a wicked awesome vacation “and then they would owe me big time!” (George Costanza)
- Gold or silver? Silver
- Hamburger or hot dog? Hamburger
- If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be? I am soooo not stealing Chris’ answer (sushi). Probably macaroni and cheese—Dawn’s or New Seasons’.
- City, beach or country? Toss-up between city and beach. Definitely not country.
- What was the last thing you touched? Coffee mug.
- Where did you eat last? My desk.
- When’s the last time you cried? Can’t remember.
- Do you read blogs? yup
- Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex? I think I do it unintentionally a lot more often than I realize.
- Ever been involved with the police? What’s your definition of “involved”?
- What’s your favorite shampoo, conditioner and soap? I like Biolage hair stuff because it smells great. Fav soap is Lever 2000.
- Do you talk in your sleep? Occasionally
- Ocean or pool? Pool. No critters. Well, fewer.
- Who would you take on a ménage à trois for a dirty weekend? Not sure, but I know what color he’d be.
- Window seat or aisle? Window, always. I never get up on flights, and I can’t stand being at nose level with every ass walking up and down the aisle.
- Ever met anyone famous? Yes
- Do you feel that you’ve had a truly successful life? I’ve met my biggest goals, and I consider that successful.
- Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Both
- Ricki Lake or Oprah Winfrey? Uh, Oprah, I guess.
- Basketball or Football? Not a fan of either, but at least basketball makes sense.
- How long do your showers last? 5-10 minutes
- Automatic or do you drive a stick? I learned on a stick but have mostly driven automatics since. I’m not a fan of driving a stick in traffic, especially—I need a hand for my coffee, one for my mascara, and one for my cigarette. I can’t spare another for shifting gears!
- Cake or ice cream? Both very, very good.
- Are you self-conscious? Completely
- Have you ever drank so much you threw up? Ask April and Sherilee. They witnessed the two worst drunken-Jen moments of my life. Some friends… they laughed instead of holding my hair. Can’t believe I’m still friends with those bitches.
- Have you ever given money to a beggar? yes
- Have you been in love? yes
- Where do you wish you were? Maui. Aren’t you paying attention?
- Are you wearing socks? no
- Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? no
- Can you tango? no
- Last gift you received? Sherilee sent me a gorgeous glassybaby, the coolest candleholder
- Last sport you played? You’re hilarious to even ask.
- Things you spend a lot of money on? Gemstone beads.
- Where do you live? Portland area
- Where were you born? Medford, Oregon
- Last wedding attended? Erin’s? Can’t remember any others…
- Most hated food(s)? Fresh tomatoes. Ugh.
- Can you sing? I used to be able to.
- Last place you went on holiday? Vancouver, B.C.
- Favorite regular drink? Iced tea
- Current fave song? Jason Mraz’s “Make it Mine”
Alright, this was a fun one. Y’all are all tagged. Do it on your own blog or in a comment.
Don't forget your plate of pasta to go along with your smokes while driving!
ReplyDelete1. Are your parents married or divorced?
ReplyDeleteWere divorced...only on paper :)
2. Are you a vegetarian?
No but I really like the idea of it.
3. Do you believe in Heaven?
Would LOVE to.
4. Have you ever come close to dying?
Not that I'm aware of.
5. What jewelry do you wear 24/7?
None. I hate wearing jewelry in the shower or in bed.
6. Favorite time of day?
Whatever time it is when I finally get to work on Mondays.
7. Do you eat the stems of broccoli?
Yes. Why? Aren't you supposed to?
8. Do you wear makeup?
As much as possible without looking like Baby Jane.
9. Ever have plastic surgery?
Yes.
10. Do you color your hair?
Yes.
11. What do you wear to bed?
Something extremely sexy like long lounging pants and a long-sleeved thermal shirt (for Fall/Winter).
12. Have you ever done anything illegal?
Hopefully. But "no" if the Oregon State Bar is reading this.
13. Can you roll your tongue?
Yes.
14. Do you tweeze your eyebrows?
Yes.
15. What kind of sneakers?
Avia.
16. Do you believe in abortions?
Yes.
17. What is your hair color?
Blonde via my hairdresser. Used to be darkish brown. Probably a lot gray now but we'll never know.
18. Future child’s name?
Done with that.
19. Do you snore?
No.
20. If you could go anywhere in the world where would it be?
Italy.
21. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
Not anymore.
22. If you won the lottery, what would you do first?
Travel alone and then with people I like. :)
23. Gold or silver?
Gold.
24. Hamburger or hot dog?
Hamburger (with cheese and bacon)
25. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Hmmm. Cheese, maybe?
26. City, beach or country?
Definitely city.
27. What was the last thing you touched?
Cell phone.
28. Where did you eat last?
Lunch in the conference room beside my office.
29. When’s the last time you cried?
Today. I tear up everyday about something. Pathetic.
30. Do you read blogs?
Yes.
31. Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?
Probably.
32. Ever been involved with the police?
Yes.
33. What’s your favorite shampoo, conditioner and soap?
Aveda - shampoo & conditioner
Philosophy - body wash (Melon Daiquiri in Spring/Summer and Pumpkin in Fall/Winter)
34. Do you talk in your sleep?
No.
35. Ocean or pool?
Probably pool (I always end up loving body surfing in the ocean but I have a bit of a sand phobia).
36. Who would you take on a ménage à trois for a dirty weekend?
Blair Underwood or John Mayer or both...that would be 3, right?
37. Window seat or aisle?
Short flight - usually window seat. I use the bathroom A LOT so unless I'm traveling with someone I know - I should be on the aisle.
38. Ever met anyone famous?
Yes.
39. Do you feel that you’ve had a truly successful life?
Yes, but I always assume the best is yet to come.
40. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
Mostly twirl.
41. Ricki Lake or Oprah Winfrey?
Regis.
42. Basketball or Football?
Football. Duh.
43. How long do your showers last? 10 minutes.
44. Automatic or do you drive a stick?
I was going to have fun with this one but I'll just say automatic.
45. Cake or ice cream?
Cake.
46. Are you self-conscious?
Not particularly.
47. Have you ever drank so much you threw up?
Two words I can't say without swallowing hard...Peach Schnapps :(
48. Have you ever given money to a beggar?
Yes. And hard fruit.
49. Have you been in love
Yes.
50. Where do you wish you were?
Someplace warm and quiet.
51. Are you wearing socks?
No.
52. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
No.
53. Can you tango?
Probably. What's so hard about that? If Warren Sapp can do it...
54. Last gift you received?
A Starbuck's gift card.
55. Last sport you played?
Sport? Does throwing a football to my 9 year old until my arm hurt count?
56. Things you spend a lot of money on?
Shoes and purses.
57. Where do you live?
Salem.
58. Where were you born?
Compton.
59. Last wedding attended?
I don't even remember. Jen's?
60. Most hated food(s)?
Unfortunately, I hate very few foods. The only thing that comes to mind is orange flavor and chocolate together.
61. Can you sing?
No.
62. Last place you went on holiday?
New York City.
63. Favorite regular drink?
Chai.
64. Current fave song?
Adele, "Chasing Pavements"
1. Are your parents married or divorced?
ReplyDeleteStill crazy married after all these 42 years.
2. Are you a vegetarian?
No. I don't eat a lot of meat but I definitely reserve the right to.
3. Do you believe in Heaven?
Yes, but I think it's vastly different than our idea of it.
4. Have you ever come close to dying?
Not to my knowledge.
5. What jewelry do you wear 24/7?
None. When I get tired it all has to come off... jewelry, that is.
6. Favorite time of day?
Can't think of one. Odd.
7. Do you eat the stems of broccoli?
Yes, unless they're very woody.
8. Do you wear makeup?
Basics plus a little extra.
9. Ever have plastic surgery?
Not yet.
10. Do you color your hair?
Happily. Currently in dire need.
11. What do you wear to bed?
Depends on season and "mood." I'll leave it at that.
12. Have you ever done anything illegal?
Yes. Say no more.
13. Can you roll your tongue?
Yes.
14. Do you tweeze your eyebrows?
Yes.
15. What kind of sneakers?
Just got some new MBTs for my birthday... breaking them in.
16. Do you believe in abortions?
I'll steal from Jen--yes, that they happen.
17. What is your hair color?
Vaguely brownish with golden bits. More golden with a little help.
18. Future child’s name?
All done.
19. Do you snore?
Snuffle, more like. And smack my lips. TMI.
20. If you could go anywhere in the world where would it be?
Paris.
21. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
Not for about 3 decades.
22. If you won the lottery, what would you do first?
Cash it and stuff it in a mattress (this week).
23. Gold or silver?
Both.
24. Hamburger or hot dog?
Hamburger with everything on it.
25. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Pasta.
26. City, beach or country?
Beach.
27. What was the last thing you touched?
My husband.
28. Where did you eat last?
Standing up in the kitchen.
29. When’s the last time you cried?
I tear up quite easily, some days. Especially when tired...
30. Do you read blogs?
Yes.
31. Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?
I suppose.
32. Ever been involved with the police?
Yes.
33. What’s your favorite shampoo, conditioner and soap?
Seriously, whatever's in the shower, as long as there's some conditioner around too. For the conditioner, it needs to be that Aussie stuff. Soap, whatever's there. I'm easy.
34. Do you talk in your sleep?
Apparently. I haven't heard it but I've been told.
35. Ocean or pool?
Both--an infinity pool that looks out over the ocean. I dream big.
36. Who would you take on a ménage à trois for a dirty weekend?
Oh dear. I'd start with Pierce Brosnan and then just stop cuz I'd want him all to myself... 3 is too many for me.
37. Window seat or aisle?
Aisle. Leggy stretchy.
38. Ever met anyone famous?
Yes.
39. Do you feel that you’ve had a truly successful life?
More or less, though there are some specific events that would point otherwise. I choose to see it as fairly successful.
40. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
Mostly twirl.
41. Ricki Lake or Oprah Winfrey?
Neither. Ellen.
42. Basketball or Football?
Basketball, but barely.
43. How long do your showers last? 10 minutes.
44. Automatic or do you drive a stick?
Either.
45. Cake or ice cream?
Depends on the flavor of cake or the flavor of the ice cream. Picky.
46. Are you self-conscious?
Not much. Probably should be more.
47. Have you ever drank so much you threw up?
A very large G&T and watching the Miss America pageant... not a good combination.
48. Have you ever given money to a beggar?
Yes.
49. Have you been in love?
Yes.
50. Where do you wish you were?
I'm good here.
51. Are you wearing socks?
Slippers.
52. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
No.
53. Can you tango?
I doubt it.
54. Last gift you received?
The deluge last week at my birthday was profound. I can't think what was the last gift I opened...
55. Last sport you played?
Does jumping on a trampoline count?
56. Things you spend a lot of money on?
I don't spend a lot on each item, I tend to just spend too much in general...
57. Where do you live?
Walla Walla, WA
58. Where were you born?
St. Helena, CA
59. Last wedding attended?
I think, my own!
60. Most hated food(s)?
Organ meats.
61. Can you sing?
I think I can. I have been informed otherwise.
62. Last place you went on holiday?
Oregon Coast with a happy stop in Portland to see Jen.
63. Favorite regular drink?
Coffee.
64. Current fave song?
Love Lockdown, Kanye West.
1. Are your parents married or divorced? I'll go with the biblical answer on this one.
ReplyDelete2. Are you a vegetarian? Everytime I think about hot dogs.
3. Do you believe in Heaven? I believe in reincarnation - but usually when I'm dreaming of revenge.
4. Have you ever come close to dying? Does dying of embarrassment count?
5. What jewelry do you wear 24/7? wedding band. I don't think it comes off.
6. Favorite time of day? after work.
7. Do you eat the stems of broccoli? when I have to.
8. Do you wear makeup? yes
9. Ever have plastic surgery? Just waiting for the right time . . .
10. Do you color your hair? yes
11. What do you wear to bed? sweats.
12. Have you ever done anything illegal? Probly.
13. Can you roll your tongue? No
14. Do you tweeze your eyebrows? Yes, in between waxings
15. What kind of sneakers? Fila's and New Balance
16. Do you believe in abortions? yep
17. What is your hair color? blonde
18. Future child’s name? I don't want any more kids.
19. Do you snore? I don't know. Lori?? Do I?
20. If you could go anywhere in the world where would it be? Mexican resort
21. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? No, except when Shelby brings her babies to bed.
22. If you won the lottery, what would you do first? Get my number unlisted
23. Gold or silver? A little o' both
24. Hamburger or hot dog? Burger
25. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be? hmmm. ice cream.
26. City, beach or country? Right now, beach.
27. What was the last thing you touched? The remote
28. Where did you eat last? Dad's recliner
29. When’s the last time you cried? my last migraine
30. Do you read blogs? pretty much just this one
31. Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex? I pretty much prefer looking like a girl
32. Ever been involved with the police? not as often as I should be
33. What’s your favorite shampoo, conditioner and soap? Aveda Dry Remedy shamp/cond. Love Philosophy body wash's
34. Do you talk in your sleep? sometimes
35. Ocean or pool? pool. No sharks!
36. Who would you take on a ménage à trois for a dirty weekend? Too tired to even consider that.
37. Window seat or aisle? Window
38. Ever met anyone famous? Yes
39. Do you feel that you’ve had a truly successful life? So far, so good. I hope there's bigger and better ahead.
40. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Both
41. Ricki Lake or Oprah Winfrey? Oprah
42. Basketball or Football? Huh???
43. How long do your showers last? 5-10 minutes
44. Automatic or do you drive a stick? Automatic
45. Cake or ice cream? ice cream
46. Are you self-conscious? sometimes
47. Have you ever drank so much you threw up? This is a completely silly question. My mom bought me a keychain that says "Be nice to me. I throw up easily." Anyone who really knows me wouldn't ask that.
48. Have you ever given money to a beggar? yes
49. Have you been in love? yes
50. Where do you wish you were? Sleeping
51. Are you wearing socks? yes, with my sexy sweats
52. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? unfortunately yes. Totally embarrassing.
53. Can you tango? no, but I can jenga.
54. Last gift you received? Ron bought me a guitar cd, book and tuner so I can teach myself.
55. Last sport you played? who-can-eat-a-donut-fastest. I won.
56. Things you spend a lot of money on? shoes, bags, clothes, Stephen
57. Where do you live? Colorado
58. Where were you born? Medford, Oregon
59. Last wedding attended? i think Jen's
60. Most hated food(s)? I can't think of one.
61. Can you sing? for my supper? sure.
62. Last place you went on holiday? Oregon
63. Favorite regular drink? Hot water with lemon
64. Current fave song? I left my heart in San Francisco.
I can't believe you're planning to steal my super-secret baby names! At least Curricula is still mine.
ReplyDeleteJen (and Ed):
ReplyDeleteWhat about Margarita Pancake!?!?!?!?
Chris--that's a given. :)
ReplyDeleteLori--LOL @ Baby Jane
Sher--we need to talk about all these illegal activities you're apparently involved in
Kath--Good thing Ron didn't ask Mom about the guitar thing first or she woulda told him not to bother. :)
Ed--Hey, if I had another kid I'd go completely insane and could not be held responsible for theft or any other crime. Sorry.
Sheila--and we have a winner! How could I forget Margarita Pancake?!
1. Are your parents married or divorced?
ReplyDeleteThey have been married for 53 years.
2. Are you a vegetarian?
No. A fact reinforced every time I go to Ruth's Chris.
3. Do you believe in Heaven?
Yes.
4. Have you ever come close to dying?
No.
5. What jewelry do you wear 24/7?
Nothing 24/7. Anniversary band and earrings in public.
6. Favorite time of day? After the kids are in bed.
7. Do you eat the stems of broccoli?
Sure, when I force myself to eat broccoli.
8. Do you wear makeup?
Yes. I refuse to be one of those stay-at-home moms that dresses in dirty sweats and has no makeup on when they go out in public. Ew.
9. Ever have plastic surgery?
No.
10. Do you color your hair?
No, not yet.
11. What do you wear to bed?
Depends on the temperature of the room.
12. Have you ever done anything illegal?
Besides the occasional need for speed, no.
13. Can you roll your tongue?
Yes.
14. Do you tweeze your eyebrows?
Yes.
15. What kind of sneakers?
Skechers
16. Do you believe in abortions?
Not for me, but who am I to dictate what someone else does?
17. What is your hair color?
Brown.
18. Future child’s name?
Done with the pregnancy thing.
19. Do you snore?
Probably, since my husband has told me that I do.
20. If you could go anywhere in the world where would it be?
Captain Morgan's, San Pedro, Belize, CA.
21. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
Only when I miss my dog, Mikey, who died four years ago.
22. If you won the lottery, what would you do first?
I would be at Captain Morgan's (see #20) within 24 hours, where I would be "hiding out" for about a month. Then I would pay off all my bills and my parents' bills. The rest would be invested.
23. Gold or silver?
Gold.
24. Hamburger or hot dog?
Hot dog.
25. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Chips and salsa from Chevys.
26. City, beach or country?
Beach (see #20).
27. What was the last thing you touched?
The keyboard.
28. Where did you eat last?
At the dining room table.
29. When’s the last time you cried?
When my daughter Chloe was born.
30. Do you read blogs?
Yes, and adding more of them all of the time.
31. Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?
Only for Halloween.
32. Ever been involved with the police?
Not personally.
33. What’s your favorite shampoo, conditioner and soap?
Rusk Tea Tree Oil Shampoo, Rusk Calming Conditioner, Lever 2000 bar soap and Neutrogena Shower Gel.
34. Do you talk in your sleep?
Yes, and the funniest was when I worked at Starbucks and would call drinks in my sleep.
35. Ocean or pool?
Pool.
36. Who would you take on a ménage à trois for a dirty weekend?
Uh, my husband and no one else.
37. Window seat or aisle?
Aisle. I hate having to wake someone up so I can go pee.
38. Ever met anyone famous?
No.
39. Do you feel that you’ve had a truly successful life?
I have a successful marriage, and I have two healthy, beautiful, happy children, so yes.
40. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
Cut it.
41. Ricki Lake or Oprah Winfrey?
Oprah
42. Basketball or Football?
Football.
43. How long do your showers last?
Approximately 8 minutes.
44. Automatic or do you drive a stick?
We have two automatic vehicles, but we have had stick shifts.
45. Cake or ice cream?
Put them together, baby!
46. Are you self-conscious?
Isn't everyone at some point?
47. Have you ever drank so much you threw up?
Duh. Not in a long time, though.
48. Have you ever given money to a beggar?
No.
49. Have you been in love?
Yes, every day.
50. Where do you wish you were?
Captain Morgan's (see #20).
51. Are you wearing socks?
No.
52. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
No.
53. Can you tango?
If I had to I think I could.
54. Last gift you received?
Mathew gave me a gift certificate for a massage, facial, and pedicure, because he knows how much I love massages, facials, and pedicures.
55. Last sport you played?
Flag football when I was in the Army.
56. Things you spend a lot of money on?
My kids.
57. Where do you live?
Washington.
58. Where were you born?
Watertown, SD, USA.
59. Last wedding attended?
My niece, Sarah's, in 2003.
60. Most hated food(s)?
Sushi.
61. Can you sing?
Yes.
62. Last place you went on holiday?
Cannon Beach, Oregon, Memorial Day weekend, very pregnant and very happy to be there.
63. Favorite regular drink?
Tall sugar-free vanilla latte.
64. Current fave song?
When I Grow Up by the Pussycat Dolls and I'm Yours by Jason Mraz.