Darlene and Wellington toured the Holy Lands on their last vacation and brought back some neat little souvenirs for the kids. Jack got a cool tablecloth turban—we’re now calling him “Yasser”—and Katie got a beaded headpiece that makes her look like the Vegas diva version of The Lady of the Lake in Spamalot (I am totally stealing that headpiece). They also each got a small brass genie’s lamp, which comes complete with three wishes. Or so I have led them to believe…
Jack’s three wishes:
I wish I could be rich so I can have all the Legos
- I wish my mom and dad would let me do whatever I want
- I wish there was never school
Katie’s three wishes:
- I wish I had a hamster
- [glaring at Jack] I wish I was an only child
- I wish I had all the money in the world
They asked what my wishes would be and when I said one of them was “world peace,” Katie shrugged her shoulders and walked off. Apparently world peace benefits her in no way whatsoever.
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