Mar. 28: BFF/Little Sis Weekend haiku

Jen, Kathy, Kim, Lori, Brenda A sisters retreat 
Food, drinks, laughs, and a tattoo
The perfect weekend

 

Five altogether
Meet at Lori’s giant house
It’s dark! Leave bread crumbs!

 

So many bathrooms
KathyStill, Kathy’s stuff’s all over
Jen will model it

 

Pole dancers unite
In living room number three
Swing, you sexy babes!

 

Multi-purpose pole
Also gets dart off skylight
Lori! Please don’t fall!

 

Lori, Kathy, BrendaKathy stumbles, trips
“Damn new-fangled vent cover!”
Now she has a bruise

 

Big cardboard Hayden
“Put him in Brenda’s shower!”
No scream? Big letdown.

 

Margaritas flow
Machine can make so many
Keep ‘em coming, Kim

 

Kathy (in Brenda's wig), Hayden and LoriKath’s up. “Gotta pee.
That was a floor squeak! It was!
Stop laughing, bitches.”

 

Noise in the bushes!
Larry’s telephoto lens?
We’ll put on a show

 

Brenda is pantsless
At the tattoo parlor: Jen, Kathy, Kim, Brenda, LoriKim and Kathy are mooning
Jen and Lori? Clothed.

 

Late Sunday morning
Tattoo time! Drop your pants, Kim
This won’t hurt a bit

 

Jen photographs Kim
(Specifically, her tanned bum)
Kim's tattooJen can’t help the tears

 

Green and pink ribbon
Honoring sister Kari
Brenda and Jen, too

 

Fun sisters’ weekend
So much love, laughter, friendship
Forever treasured.

 

I love you, girls. Thanks for such a great weekend! You are all amazing, strong, charming women, and I’m proud to call you mine. ♥

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2 comments:

  1. Written as only you can. Well said, Jen. Perfect summary of an amazing weekend.

    Love you...xoxo

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  2. You gals were probably really quiet and polite all night :). What's with Anakin? Glad you had a bathroom update since we keep hearing about the gazillions of them at Lori's :). I bet Kathy had a blast with all her peeps!

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