There’s just one question in today’s meme, but it has three answers:
Name three celebrities you’d like to punch in the face, and why.
- Kathie Lee Gifford. You drove us crazy when you overstayed your welcome with Regis, and now you’re driving us crazy on The Today Show. You’re a name-dropper and think you’re an expert on all things showbiz. You are not. You think you are funny and talented. You are not. You think you’re just like every other woman in America. You most definitely aren’t. Now get off my TV.
- Tom Cruise. Nobody finds you as entertaining as you believe yourself to be. “Pretending to be irate” is not “acting.” You’re not smarter than Matt Lauer. You’re probably not smarter than very many people, so stick to talking about what you know: tricking the world into thinking your movies are worth seeing.
- Ann Coulter. Every time I hear her start in again I am surer of it: If we ignore her, she will go away. She is a truly hateful person.
Your turn.
1. Ann Coulter
ReplyDeleteSorry to copy, Jen. But she's definitely my #1. I find absolutely nothing redeeming about her. She has an annoying voice, dresses like a slut and I disagree with everything that comes out of her mouth. She's the worst...to say the least!
2. Elisabeth Hasselbeck
Do I really have to explain? Her credentials are...survivor(and I don't mean holocaust which would give her a lot of credibility)and her husband's a second rate quarterback. Once again, I disagree with everything that comes out of her mouth.
3. George Bush
Not really a "celebrity" but I'd love to punch that smirk off his face. ;)
Only 3?
ReplyDeleteBarbra Streisand - hypocrit
Katie Couric - perky my a$$
Dan Rather - Fake but true!
Michael Moore - I'm afraid if I punched him in the face he might eat my hand accidentally on purpose.
Al Gore - Do as I say not as I do, Glowball Warming feh.
P. Diddy - why not? Anybody with a name like that deserves to be punched, hard.
Al Franken - now that would be funny.
Oprah - what a fat egotistical waste of human detritus. OXYGEN THIEF!
I think the next meme should be, "Which celebrities would you like to see punch each other?"
Tom Cruise vs. Tom Cruise? It would go 743 rounds and end up a draw with Xenu as the final arbiter.
Darby, if someone punches Oprah in the face then how will women know what books to read? Who to idolize? Who to vote for? Ya gotta think these things through, pal...
ReplyDeleteI got a couple more additions.
ReplyDeleteSean Penn - Shut your piehole maroon.
Susan Sarandon and her husband - POW!
As for Oprah, I'm sorry but she is an emotional whore and to be honest the people who watch her are intellectual midgets, except for my wife. She watches it like I like watching "Destroyed in Seconds". Pure unadulterated garbage. Got have that in your diet or you'll go insane.
I got one more and I'm sure I'll get flack for this one. Hillary Rodham Clinton aka "the Cankles". Bill should punch her first and then himself for marrying that cackling gasbag. Have you heard do that laugh? OMG, I'll call her up when I need some paint peeled of my banisters.
I have been wracking my brain on this one. I generally just avoid the people who annoy me, so it's been awhile since I've actually seen these folks:
ReplyDelete1. Speidi: Spencer Pratt and Heidi whats-her-name. Those annoying people who staged a fake wedding for publicity. Everything they do is for publicity. Just go away, far far away.
2. Posh. This would be fun just for a reaction, any reaction, from that plastic non-smiling cow face. And while we're at it, let's just punch whatever BFFs are hanging out with her at them moment... Eva Longoria or Kate Beckinsale...
3. Paris Hilton. Just because. Vapid insignificant human.
OK, so I haven't been following celeb gossip much at all the past few months, so if any of these people have died or had something horrible happen to them and I missed it, I apologize in advance. But last I checked they all annoyed me!
My three (although plenty of worthy abuse victims have been named already):
ReplyDelete1. Sarah Palin. Nuff said.
2. Rush Limbaugh. Ann Coulter with a penis and a drug problem.
3. Roger Clemens. Just admit you spent the last half of your career on 'roids and let Congress get back to spending $700 billion dollars we don't have.
1. Ann Coulter
ReplyDeleteSorry to copy, Jen. But she's definitely my #1. I find absolutely nothing redeeming about her. She has an annoying voice, dresses like a slut and I disagree with everything that comes out of her mouth. She's the worst...to say the least!
2. Elisabeth Hasselbeck
Do I really have to explain? Her credentials are...survivor(and I don't mean holocaust which would give her a lot of credibility)and her husband's a second rate quarterback. Once again, I disagree with everything that comes out of her mouth.
3. George Bush
Not really a "celebrity" but I'd love to punch that smirk off his face. ;)