One of my favorite “warnings” is from The Simpsons:
Kent Brockman: Springfield has come down with a fever: football fever. If you have the fever, there's only one cure. Take two tickets, and see the game Sunday morning.
Public Service Announcer: Warning. Tickets should NOT be taken internally.
Homer Simpson: See? Because of me, now they have a warning.
Or from a food item:
Warning: this product will be hot when heated
Or from a label on a chainsaw blade:
Do not attempt to stop chain with hands
Here are some items that should have warning labels on them. Warning: link goes to cracked.com, which frequently contains nudity, profanity, and unsavory behavior. So, um... enjoy!
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