Oct. 12: Happy morning, my arse.

I don’t often get so annoyed that I really, truly think I need to kill someone, but any one of these mofos could drive me to it. And you’d all back me up, right? RIGHT???

This ain’t even called “a case of the Mondays.” It’s more like “a case of don’t you friggin’ come near me EVER.” There’s not enough coffee in the world to make me tolerate this. OK, maybe if I’m totally drunk. Then. Maybe.

But HEY! Have yourself a great Monday! smiley



  1. That's hilarious. Reminds me of my dad singing "Top of the Morning" to me at the crack 'o dawn on Sunday mornings to get my brother and I up and hauling wood for the furnace... and a young girl's murder fantasies begin...

  2. Annoying, and pitching crap coffee to boot. FAIL!

  3. I drink Folgers and I've NEVER felt like that!! Case of false advertising....

  4. You said "mo fo". Love it. And about the rest of what I just saw...NOOOOOO.


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