celebutard (suh.LEB.yoo.tard) n. A celebrity who is or is perceived to be unintelligent. This fine coinage combines celebutante and retard to form a most useful insult in this age of people who are famous only for being famous. The word celebutante was coined in 1939 and is itself a blend of celebrity and debutante; it refers to a person who is a famous socialite. (definition courtesy of Word Spy)
What makes an otherwise normal person a celebutard?
Well, it's the giant handbags...
the ridiculously huge sunglasses...
the underage drinking...
the constant, very public shopping...
and the dogs that get dressed up and taken everywhere. Betcha a nickel celebutards don't bag their dogs' poo, either.
It's also a lot of other things, like thinking you're above the law, assuming everyone cares what you do every minute of your life, believing you're intelligent enough to write your own blog or even post short messages on your web site (if you can't spell, ask for help! GEEZ!), exiting a car while knowing full well that pictures of your lack of underpants will be taken, soliciting sympathy when your ex sells your sex tape, and so on.
Don't be one, mmkay? Thank you.
--Jen
No matter what, I will never be one.
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